Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump! You probably went over a bump or something. Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time.Ĭhill out, man. Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident! What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man! I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'? Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charming motherfuckin' pig. Personality goes a long way.Īh, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces. Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker. I don't eat filthy animals.īacon tastes gooood. Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone! IN FACT, WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOIN' IN THE BACK? YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUCKER WHO SHOULD BE ON BRAIN DETAIL! We're fuckin' switchin'! I'm washin' the windows, and you're pickin' up this nigger's skull! And I'm just sayin', I'm just sayin' that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a race car in the fuckin' red. Now, right now, I'm a fuckin' race car, right, and you got me the red. I got a threshold for the abuse that I will take. Get the fuck out my face with that shit! The motherfucker that said that shit never had to pick up itty-bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass. Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings? Have you ever heard that? Oh, man, I will never forgive your ass for this shit. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man.

But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before I popped a cap in his ass. I never gave much thought to what it meant. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.' Now. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. 'The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. I'm givin' you that money so I don't have to kill your ass. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! They speak English in What?ĭescribe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! 'What' ain't no country I've ever heard of. What's the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. We got into this thing with the best intentions and I never. I just want you to know how sorry we are that things got so fucked up with us and Mr.

And your ass ain't talkin' your way out of this shit. I got yours, Vincent, right? But I didn't get yours. I don't remember askin' you a Goddamn thing! You were saying? You, flock of seagulls, you know why we're here? Why don't you tell my man Vincent where you got the shit hid at?

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